DEAR FRIENDS, I can expect a storm of well...BAD, to happen soon.
The notorious 'Eviltalia' is coming soon for a week, and if you don't know who she is or what shes like, TODAY (October 3rd 2010), she basically stole my msn while I wasn't looking and did bad things. Now, I realize that sometimes on msn I can be a bit unexpected, or a bit weird, but with that Eviltalia has shown that she has a talent of taking the 'unexpected' to the next level. That being said, if on msn I ask for something odd, OR say something odd, PLEASE PRESUME ITS EVILTALIA, AND IF NEED BE, BLOCK ME. IF YOU THINK IT'S ME THEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS A BAG OF BRICKS.
Now, you're probably thinking 'Riccy, why don't you just password protect your compy and make sure she never goes on?'
Lemme answer that. (As of October 3rd, 2010) I NOW HAVE A PASSWORD. But I CAN'T PREVENT it if I'm on the compy, and I go for a pee break, or food break, and she steals my compy. I CAN'T PREVENT it, if I sign in to my account and forget to sign back out again and she signs on my msn (which remembers the password, because its linked to live sync, which forces my msn to remember the password, so don't go telling me to just tell it to forget the password or my sync gets ruined.) I CAN'T WATCH MY COMPUTER 24 HOURS A DAY (If I could I totally would), AND I CAN'T CONTROL EVILTALIA OR THE THINGS SHE DOES, OR THE WAYS SHE ACTS. IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THIS, TOO BAD. DEAL WITH IT. BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
Now you're also wondering: When's this storm gonna hit the fan?
OCTOBER 22ND-29TH, 2010. I'm batting down the hatches to prepare myself for what may either be a great week (very high doubts) or a week of blood (very high probability). You guise shouldn't have to worry but just be on lookout for msn messages, e-mails, facebook messages, wall posts, or any form of internet communication with me that Eviltalia may get her hands on in order to... well basically, just torture me. Why does she act like this? Your guess is as good as mine. Just be in the know.
In other news, more math marks in the fail range, a Social Studies essay I don't understand how to do, and Science homework I'm pretty sure I did wrong. Not to mention a Social Studies unit Test Tuesday, I think I know it but I'm not very confident so I'm probably boned there as well. I don't mean to sound pessimistic, I'm just stating it as I see it.
long story short, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, AS OF TOMORROW.
The notorious 'Eviltalia' is coming soon for a week, and if you don't know who she is or what shes like, TODAY (October 3rd 2010), she basically stole my msn while I wasn't looking and did bad things. Now, I realize that sometimes on msn I can be a bit unexpected, or a bit weird, but with that Eviltalia has shown that she has a talent of taking the 'unexpected' to the next level. That being said, if on msn I ask for something odd, OR say something odd, PLEASE PRESUME ITS EVILTALIA, AND IF NEED BE, BLOCK ME. IF YOU THINK IT'S ME THEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS A BAG OF BRICKS.
Now, you're probably thinking 'Riccy, why don't you just password protect your compy and make sure she never goes on?'
Lemme answer that. (As of October 3rd, 2010) I NOW HAVE A PASSWORD. But I CAN'T PREVENT it if I'm on the compy, and I go for a pee break, or food break, and she steals my compy. I CAN'T PREVENT it, if I sign in to my account and forget to sign back out again and she signs on my msn (which remembers the password, because its linked to live sync, which forces my msn to remember the password, so don't go telling me to just tell it to forget the password or my sync gets ruined.) I CAN'T WATCH MY COMPUTER 24 HOURS A DAY (If I could I totally would), AND I CAN'T CONTROL EVILTALIA OR THE THINGS SHE DOES, OR THE WAYS SHE ACTS. IF YOU CANT ACCEPT THIS, TOO BAD. DEAL WITH IT. BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
Now you're also wondering: When's this storm gonna hit the fan?
OCTOBER 22ND-29TH, 2010. I'm batting down the hatches to prepare myself for what may either be a great week (very high doubts) or a week of blood (very high probability). You guise shouldn't have to worry but just be on lookout for msn messages, e-mails, facebook messages, wall posts, or any form of internet communication with me that Eviltalia may get her hands on in order to... well basically, just torture me. Why does she act like this? Your guess is as good as mine. Just be in the know.
In other news, more math marks in the fail range, a Social Studies essay I don't understand how to do, and Science homework I'm pretty sure I did wrong. Not to mention a Social Studies unit Test Tuesday, I think I know it but I'm not very confident so I'm probably boned there as well. I don't mean to sound pessimistic, I'm just stating it as I see it.
long story short, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, AS OF TOMORROW.
This is the image I'm planning on using for my account during the week.
I think it really implies 'Don't Even Think About It.'
ALSO NOTE: EVILTALIA MAY STEAL MY MSN WHILEST I AM ON THE COMPUTER. THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST HIGHLY LIKELY TIME SHE WILL STEAL IT. IF OUT OF NOWHERE I TURN ALL WEIRD AND ASK YOU AWKWARD THINGS AND USE WEIRD EMOTICONS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ITS EXTREMELY LIKELY NOT ME. ANOTHER WAY TO KNOW ITS EVILTALIA IS IF I USE A WINK. I HATE WINKS, AND NEVER USE 'EM. REMEMBER THIS NOW.
I think it really implies 'Don't Even Think About It.'
ALSO NOTE: EVILTALIA MAY STEAL MY MSN WHILEST I AM ON THE COMPUTER. THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE MOST HIGHLY LIKELY TIME SHE WILL STEAL IT. IF OUT OF NOWHERE I TURN ALL WEIRD AND ASK YOU AWKWARD THINGS AND USE WEIRD EMOTICONS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ITS EXTREMELY LIKELY NOT ME. ANOTHER WAY TO KNOW ITS EVILTALIA IS IF I USE A WINK. I HATE WINKS, AND NEVER USE 'EM. REMEMBER THIS NOW.
I'll keep that in mind. That said I probably wouldn't fall for it anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. And I know you probably won't (and Peter probably won't) but there have been people who seriously couldn't tell the difference between 'yo its riccy' and 'I LOVE YOU AND WANT UR BABIEZ :d:d:d:d:d XDXDXD.'
ReplyDelete(beau) well i should be able to tell.....
ReplyDeletei dont want my babies so u can has them i guess
ReplyDeleteI think you'll be able to too beau, we'll see what happens when it happens though.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pj I'm telling tina that. LOLOLOLOLOLOL