[DS Game] Miami Nights: Singles in the City - REVIEW?

I've had funny video games before.
But this.

Well.

This takes the cake for "Most terrible yet hilarious game."

Though you probably figured that out from the Title of the Game.
Anyway, what truly makes this game epic, is you are either a whore, or a metro-sexual. The point of the game is all about sex appeal. Relationships are only somewhat important; for its mostly about not who you know, but you GET to know. You go around the game having random unconnected events happen, and Get rich by 'working', in which you either serve ice cream, get naked in a hot tub, or serve food.

Basically, the moral of this game is: If a girl says she wants to get 'freaky' with you; things are getting too serious, time to break up with her. [And if you don't wanna break up with her, then she breaks up with you.]

My Rating:
1 out of 10 - I had a good laugh. :D

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