Song: Lipps Inc - Funkytown
He was a legend. The mass of a neutron star made of lard and bite.
Cowardly and vicious, unpredictable and by the end, oh so sick.
And yes I get it, he had brain damage from a garbage human before us.
But I'm still salty about my face, arms, hands, and feet being bitten.
And the K-days he ruined. And the food he stole. And the buttons he bit off the damn bar wall that punctured my feet. And the awful smell he always stained me with. And the gross jowl slime he always left on my pants.
Not to mention all the problems he caused others...
For these many reasons, I'd rather forget Bandit.
But not his butt, that was fine.
Oh yeah also I made a video of pictures of him to this song once.
Good song.
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